Lucifer

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hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

vampires will always be something I love seeing in movies, shows or books

my comfort characters have fangs and trauma

lukewarm vampires

Have you considered warm vampires

Would you let yourself be lured into my mysterious vampire castle, yes or no?

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to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

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would someone please tell the museum people that took my jewelry to give it back. I miss my eleventh century necklace worth more than the peasants I drank from.

I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

"do you want to talk about vampires with me?" i ask. "no," you say. i turn around and walk away from you and climb into my car and hit you with my car and drive away. luckily you are saved by a nearby vampire who takes pity on you and makes you one of them. and that vampire is also me. really just goes to show

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I think what all you humans need to understand is that I can go out in sunlight, I just need to swim in my indoor sunscreen pool first

Happy pride month my fellow vampires