Lucifer

my comfort characters have fangs and trauma

lukewarm vampires

Have you considered warm vampires

Would you let yourself be lured into my mysterious vampire castle, yes or no?

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to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

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would someone please tell the museum people that took my jewelry to give it back. I miss my eleventh century necklace worth more than the peasants I drank from.

I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

"do you want to talk about vampires with me?" i ask. "no," you say. i turn around and walk away from you and climb into my car and hit you with my car and drive away. luckily you are saved by a nearby vampire who takes pity on you and makes you one of them. and that vampire is also me. really just goes to show

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I think what all you humans need to understand is that I can go out in sunlight, I just need to swim in my indoor sunscreen pool first

Happy pride month my fellow vampires

petition to turn off the sun

Thinking about vampires as pack animals that are as a species the same but differentiate depending on bloodline. Vampires being able to tell another vampire is of the same bloodline as them even if they’ve never met before because the pitch of the bat-like chittering that they use to tell where one another are like echolocation is specifically the pitch used by their bloodline. Vampires as pack animals who come as a swarm cloud of bats if a fledgling is in distress, the whole “family” showing up to save the “baby” because if you mess with one member of the bloodline you mess with all of them. Vampires as pack animals because it’s the closest thing they have to human connection again, to any sort of real family at all. Vampires as pack animals.

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great addition!!

Happy pride month my fellow vampires

having blood on the face will make anyone hot

vampire freak approved

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