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My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room.

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WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids

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College kids be like

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Blonde: “A man just congratulated me on walking back at 6AM. I was not getting the D, I was getting fucked by the report I was writing!” [huffs]

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babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

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this deserves an oscar

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“THE EARTH DOESN’T HAVE 4 YEARS!” at Not My President protest outside Trump Tower in NYC, November 12, 2016

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someone with a wine cellar please invite trump to their wine cellar with promises of vintage amontillado

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Show him how to build a real wall.

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this is my favorite response so far

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Montressor! Montressor!

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Really wanting to talk about the thing you’re obsessed with but your friends aren’t into it like

This is too real

GO THE FUCK AWF

His boys are loyal as hell

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It’s me

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where can i get a squad like this

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yeah hes cute but does he care about your mental health

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I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark. I make eye contact with the dude driving. I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

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Why does this have so many fucking notes??? I leave for an hour to watch a Dan Aykroyd movie and???

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I need more context on why you had sex in a graveyard

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