you are who you choose to be

let’s deprive me of everything and see what happens

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

"please disable your adblock to access this site" please suck me from the back while i make these cheeks clap

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

your cat was an honor to see in the window

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at