So, if you're here, you must be fine.

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

can you put that thing on a leash?

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

That urge when you wanna look at fanart of a specific fandom for funziez but you still haven't gone through/done/played/watched the new updates/episodes still and knowing how fandoms are with spoilers you have to stay in spoiler jail until you actually get to it 💔

@corpseloudness