gosh heckin darn it shay

front seat: ollie—has to sit up front because he gets carsick and no one wants that fieke—designated driver (none of these kids can/should drive), used to being an Older Sibling and does not mind ollie pinging off the walls middle row, left to right: arthur—Very Tall, but it’s okay bc ollie’s small and pulls the seat aaaaalll the way forward. him and ollie cannot be allowed to sit directly next to each other because they feed off each other’s energy and go Nuts but they gotta be near each other so they’re not shouting across the whole minivan moritz—doesn’t need a window seat bc it’s. it’s not like he’s here for the view. he’s also the one most used to ollie energy (and by proxy, arthur) molly—an angel. we’re thrilled to have her. is the only one allowed to sit behind fieke backseat (the Chill Zone), left to right: bridget—let’s be real if brian had to sit behind the concentrated energy of arthur AND ollie there would be a double homicide within 10 mins on the road bridget’s emotional support brian—prefers to chill with bridget in the back, away from the chaos up front. also he gets quick and easy access to snacks in the trunk