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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

It’s Fierce fucking day everyone ready up your asses

AYO WHATT LMAO??

i fucking love hivemind. hes way too tall and hits his head on doorways and it doesn't matter whether he remembers to eat or not, you can always see his ribcage if he holds his breath. he keeps the small tentacles on the back of his neck super short and trims his topknot down so both tentacles are perfectly circular. he alternates between showering twice a day and forgetting to shower for almost two weeks. he's got about ten xenogenders (all space related) and six sets of pronouns. his aim is kind of terrible for a charger player but he's got the necessary positioning needed on every map memorised. the guardians dragging him out of his little cave-cottage-shed-thing is 90% of the reason he ever leaves the house, aside from whenever he senses something terrible might happen, or has a craving for gourmet coffee. he's secretly a huge fan of off the hook, specifically marina's music and vocals. he has a preference for kensa clothing because of the simple colour schemes and the comfortable textures of the materials the brand tends to use. having too much tech around gives him a headache but he does own a games console. every night he'll sit out under the stars and talk to them like a parental figure, or a teacher, or a best friend, he'll have whole conversations and the stars talk back to him, and give him comfort like no one else can. he could 100% kick your ass at chess.

WAIT RLLY? OMG HI!!