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What’s your favorite queer headcanon about your WoL or any NPCs? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

that anon ask they have said "i agree with everything you said" also had a quite bit of racism about japanese folks and the op's refusal to engage with me as a queer brown person from west asia speaks volumes.

it is especially disappointing to see this from an artist who used to be my mutual, whose work i have admired and supported for so long, whom i shared headcanons over raha. it really hurts.

It also is disappointing that they're doubling down and accusing people who are calling them out as "y'all are homophobes."

so why do you think that’s the case for them, but not your blorbo? is it because you don’t like them while you like your blorbo? is it because you ignore the canon information that the majority of the ward were Just Guys before being tempered? is it because your reading comprehension and object permanence is so bad you only know about the three worst guys who are introduced to us in the msq and base your understanding of the ward as a whole on them? is it because you’re still mad that zeph killed haurche? gee i wonder!

like charibert sucks, its a known fact. but people acting like he Deliberately Killed His Parents at the age of six is very ??? when the more likely explanation given the way his lorebook entry is written is that he, as a child that naturally had an inclination towards the arcane (specifically pyromancy/thaumaturgy), accidentally started a house fire. yes he deliberately burnt his orphanage down, i think we can all agree on that, but i've always found his parents' death rather tragic given his whole personality & backstory.

i've talked about this before but paulecrain being a brume rat that clawed his way out of poverty & the subsequent class & power dynamic this places on the implication that he assaulted a fortemps lady is... so often ignored? i feel like this really makes the whole "he assaulted the count's wife" thing not as black and white as it seems but given this fandom is so illiterate they forget which of the ward actually slapped her and assign a random knight as A Rapist because they don't like the ward. lol lmao.

i want it known that i made that emet-selch meme last night drunk at 3am shaking with tiredness and anxiety because i thought i'd lost my phone at the bar (i had not) (i found it this morning after 3 hours of sleep)

but that is no excuse. because this tag is so true and i am just ashamed it did not occur to my frazzled brain at the time

And the guy's dead wife is there. At the ghost DMV. The dead wife is a ghost and he's the ONLY ghost who knows he's a ghost. In the ghost DMV. You make friends with the guy's dead wife (while waiting in line) (at the ghost DMV) and he tells you that the lunatic immortal wizard who's making you defeat his seven evil bureaucratic processes while you die of magic cancer before you can even fight him directly is really just a silly sentimental fella.

Then in the next expansion you get to live through the dead wife flashbacks yourself. You get to meet the dead wife when he's alive in the past, outside of the DMV. And it turns out he works at the real DMV, in the past. And he has pink hair. And he and the past-self version of the insane immortal wizard (who sent you to the ghost DMV) pull off a sick prank to help you close the timeloop.