cornsandwitch

golf courses are ecoterrorism btw

all that awakening just to keep remembering that i chose to be in this dream 😪

people are using the word diabolical way too much right now

always a gamble to send my current flirt a slutty holiday chain text 🤷‍♀️

being a believer in ETs is so annoying because sooooo many of the other believers are alt right conspiracy nuts. like i don’t believe in them in the ”fallen angels of the end times” way, just the normal “bringers or love, light, and oneness” kind of way. in the “empathy will save us all” way ya know

v excited to have yellow hair next week 😏

man i am just not built for employment there must be another way

interesting how leonardo dicaprio showed up to award show season this year with some fresh work done on his face, looking better than he has in decades, and suddenly the internet discourse around him has taken a 180 in his favor. he was an overrated creepy predator a few months ago but now his head doesn’t look like a bloated waterlogged corpse anymore so everyone’s spinning excuses about how actually he was secretly gay this whole time and all his young girlfriends were in on the ruse 🙄

ACEOs are having a real moment on tiktok right now and as a miniature enthusiast, i’m obsessed with everyone’s tiny business card sized art works. but it also hurts to see them selling pieces that clearly took hours (plural!) to complete for less than $10. and the stricter ACEOers out there insist they can’t be reproduced as prints lest they lose that “one of a kind” value. except they’re not selling at “one of a kind” valued prices. anyway, it’s a rly cute concept as long as you don’t expect to make money off of it.

i turned 31 today. which means next year i’m turning 32, aka my Lorelai Gilmore s1e1 age. which means i’m still just in my lore building era and The Story doesn’t even actually get started until next year. how exciting to be at the very beginning of It All.

one neat thing about bird watching is that i can see that spring is around the corner by the birds i’ve seen this past week for the first time since last fall. warmer days are in the way

i only have 1000 naked pictures of me because of catherine o’hara