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hmmm yknow what would go really well with 11 hours of sleep? 6 more hours of it

thinking about how i made this post then immediately got hit with almost a year of the worst insomnia of my life

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not-a-choice

Extremely important sticker

#oh hey i drew that

evilwizard

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

why do evil people keep taking all the cool last names

when i die i hope someone mades an album cover of my corpse

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but what if i want them there :(

ir8e-deactivated20250524

you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

gender is a performance and i'm the understudy

(talking to a baby) so uh. you seen these guys live before?

did you guys know that whenever a friend expresses an opinion you can reply "yeah you would" to explode them instantly

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oh boy my semi obscure hyperfixation show is being talked about! oh! it's because amazon dubbed it with ai and it's the worst fucking thing ive ever heard!

#HOW did they fuck it this hard #i have more serious takes on the implications of this #but holy shit why did it have to be my show bro #banana fish

one day someone will ask about the stickers on my water bottle and i will kiss that person on the mouth

been thinking a lot about how when i was eleven my teacher gave me a fully working chainsaw. like why did he do that

#not to keep #unfortunately

art + some sketches of the protagonists of my non ai november writing challenge! these losers are about to get in all the situations

#nanowrimo #but not actually #art #oc

confield

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

breadcunt

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

confield

We're like shooting stars you and I

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iseetheisland

had a bee in my mouth today, ama

cornfieldcryptiid

why was a bee in your mouth

cornfieldcryptiid

shoutout to the guy who had my phone number before me, eddy you're in like so much serious federal trouble and have been for years my man

hahajax

is this (and the replies) a reference to something that im not getting or is it something else

cornfieldcryptiid

no eddy is out there somewhere and his amorphous crimes haunt me to this day

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