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He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

Man, remember when we cared about our themes? I haven’t checked my theme in at least three years. Is the html broken? Has it been ripped to shreds by formatting changes? Boy I sure hope so. I want this shithole to be as inaccessible and ugly as possible

if jolene were taking my man i would simply kiss her

rip to dolly parton but i’m different

i wanna go see detective pikachu this week but also our local theater has a mouse problem and i know friends who’ve legitimately seen mice climbing the theater walls and sitting on the sound boxes during shows and the thought of that makes me want to die

just got a weighted blanket fellas, i’ll keep you updated

update 1: heabvy

update 2: confy

vibe test came back negative :(

sorry mate I can’t talk right now I’m being chased by a lit trail of gunpowder

Hey what’s that pouring out of your pocket?

oh god

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rats the rats we’re the rats ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

🐀 We 🐀 prey 🐀at 🐀 night 🐀 we 🐀stalk 🐀 at 🐀 night, 🐀 we’re 🐀 the 🐀rats! 🐀

ᘛ(    ᕐᐷ I’m da giant rat that makes alla the rules