Don't look back, it'll all catch up with you.

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

what if tumblr posts were scratch-and-sniff

this one smells like failure 

YO YOU WANNA GO

Me right now.

ME RIGHT NOW

i feel like this is older than me

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

"ya but how many chainz" i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?

i’m gonna cry omg

idk how id survive without water <3

You wouldnt

haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad someone loves water as much as i do :)

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?!

No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?

this made my night 

Twinkle twinkle little slut Name a guy you haven’t fucked. Was he skinny? Was he tall? Nevermind you did them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitch Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit Try to think of this a bit: Does it affect You at all Who has sex or none at all? No it doesn’t, little shit, Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

Adam is too real

is that gay porn

no it’s somebody after they get their blanket out of the dryer