my gf: i’m breaking up with you me, a gamer: ??? my gf: we’re game over me, a gamer: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have u ever even had gf

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people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

whats your credit card number

Someone ahead of me on the escalator farted and I had no choice but to let my body be dragged through the entirety of the fart. fuck this

ok a giraffe but… horse sized with a mario character extending from the ass

What?!!!

he is up to something

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

i dont know what this says but honestly? same

MEEEEE