corgicatwars

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

happy fathers day

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don’t look at all my lip balms

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

don't look at that either

Me with my radroaches #myradroaches

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

Hammer space but it's a pocket specifically located on your left calf. Neat :D

You really weren't lying