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gotta brush up on my proportions
also, while looking at this drawing, imagine loud high heel noises and âthese boots are made for walkingâ
itâs @reallyquitesoft âs Cat.

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another dumb comic. starring @cordelia-speaks âs OC Cat and @goforduck âs OC Jay.
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Idk where she picked it up but Cordelia eventually picks up the habit of referring to everyone as "babe". It comes out of nowhere one day and then she never stops. It's constant.
She's still super deadpan, too, that's important. This morose looking teenager drops from your ceiling.
"hey babes. Got any sprite I can borrow?" She says, deadass.
You've never seen her before in your life
"babes, what the fuck is a 'kiss'? Why are people asking what I assume are other people 'out'? No babe come back is it murder I just don't understand-"
The weasels continue scurrying off, unfortunately

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Idk where she picked it up but Cordelia eventually picks up the habit of referring to everyone as "babe". It comes out of nowhere one day and then she never stops. It's constant.
She's still super deadpan, too, that's important. This morose looking teenager drops from your ceiling.
"hey babes. Got any sprite I can borrow?" She says, deadass.
You've never seen her before in your life
Farewell, my love
The people asked and I'm here to fuckin deliver
This took a while but here's some Cat Facts:
They are nineteen, buff as hell -in a gymnast kind of way, non-binary, owns a truly unnatural number of pink skirts, and makes money by selling essays to highschool students.
All that pales in comparison, however, to the amount of sheer bullheaded fearlessness that takes up the majority of cats personality. They do not fear death, or life, or fire or water or heights or spiders or any of it- the one single exception, ever, is one Jay Vogel (but that's a whole nother post).
Additional notes:
I decided this just now but they have a cat named Human for The Aesthetic and also because they found him as a stray and do in fact have a heart.
Smug bastard. They're the bitch who tries to get you to do something and when you don't they look at you and say, "scared? I never thought I'd see the day," and you know that they're playing you, ok, but the way they tilt their chin, the smug line of their lips, the way their eyes never leave yours- and suddenly you find yourself running from the cops at midnight on a Thursday.
Adrenaline junky and knows it, but will not admit it on pain of death.
I should add: they do have anxiety, it just manifests itself as a constant urge to move and challenge and change constantly, because they get jittery and afraid otherwise. So they do experience fear, just a more disembodied kind than anything that could stop them from making the worst possible choice at every turn.
The people asked and I'm here to fuckin deliver
This took a while but here's some Cat Facts:
They are nineteen, buff as hell -in a gymnast kind of way, non-binary, owns a truly unnatural number of pink skirts, and makes money by selling essays to highschool students.
All that pales in comparison, however, to the amount of sheer bullheaded fearlessness that takes up the majority of cats personality. They do not fear death, or life, or fire or water or heights or spiders or any of it- the one single exception, ever, is one Jay Vogel (but that's a whole nother post).
Additional notes:
I decided this just now but they have a cat named Human for The Aesthetic and also because they found him as a stray and do in fact have a heart.
Smug bastard. They're the bitch who tries to get you to do something and when you don't they look at you and say, "scared? I never thought I'd see the day," and you know that they're playing you, ok, but the way they tilt their chin, the smug line of their lips, the way their eyes never leave yours- and suddenly you find yourself running from the cops at midnight on a Thursday.
Adrenaline junky and knows it, but will not admit it on pain of death.
the worst part about good omens getting popular is that it has now convinced thousands of people that those stupid sunglasses that crowley wears are actually cool
this picture is worth one thousand words
this callout post does not apply to lesbians if you are a lesbian who wears crowley sunglasses you are fashionable, funky, and fantastic and you're doing absolutely amazing keep up the good work

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Yes I should be asleep but: baby snake au is my entire life at this point
I just. I can't communicate really well rn but hopefully I will do more in the morning
Cordelia Sketch Masterpost
The people asked and I'm here to fuckin deliver
Cordelia ð€ Cat Noble
Anxiety

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Getting almost killed by ur Bird Uncle and not telling him because it'll make him feel bad but also knowing any time u spend with him raises the threat of Severe Illness if not death, and also that you can never be ur True Self around him because then there's the chance u really will die
#justcordeliathings
Cordelia and Carrah will never be able to kiss.... No skin to skin contact, no tenderly brushing hair out of eyes, no eye contact while you say ily for the first time..... Aahhhahahh
Probably the first time they Almost Kiss and Cordelia, just for a moment, forgets herself and leans in- and Carrahs lips brush hers just for half a second, just before Carrah collapses onto the forest floor.
She's breathing, but she's unconscious for a good two days. I don't know if Carrah Knows at this point, because it IS a slow burn on the romance, so it might've been long enough.....
But either way, she can't find Cordelia for months after that. Duck says a strange girl dropped her off at the ranger station, that she mightve been crying but he couldn't see- she sounded so scared. And he offered to let her stay, but. As soon as Carrah was out of her arms, Cordelia was gone.
She left the necklace, that first one with the rock on it, clasped around Carrahs neck.
Yeah Carrah knows the cave well enough by now and it looks... Ransacked. One of the blankets is missing, all of Cordelias favourite trinkets are missing, along with about half of her rocks. The other half, upon which further notice Carrah realizes are the ones /she/ gave her, are all still there. Along with a note.
The note consists basically of 'im sorry I didn't know that would happen I'm so sorry I won't bother you again I'm so so sorry' and the paper is shitty enough you can tell there are tears marks
Ok here's the solution, again quoted directly from discord:
HAG STONES!
from the wiki, and I quote,
"were believed to have magicalpowers such as protection against eye diseases or evil charms, preventing nightmares, curing whooping cough, the ability to see through fairy or witch disguises and traps if looked at through the middle of the stone, and recovery from snakebite. "
Firrrrst off, eye disease and evil charms? That's basically all a basilisk is baby! But in case you need extra proof: snakebite. Cordelias just a big snake her poison would be the same this is perfect
Wait I got it. The necklace Carrah gave to Cory was a hagstone. It already had a hole in it, which is maybe why it specifically was made into the necklace. The first kiss, unfortunately, Cordelia was wearing it, and she's not the one who needs protection (at least not physically). Then she gives it to Carrah during the fallout, and then after A Long Period Of Angst they reunite, but they're both super conscious of Not Being Able to touch. UNTIL one day they're exploring and one of them trips and the other moves before thinking and- BOOM! nobody dies! And they stare at each other for a while and then Cordelias like "hag stone" and Carrah just laughes and gives her a big kiss