My rewrite of Kung Fu Panda 4 opening (and some other changes)
So recently I rewatched Kung Fu Panda 4, and I still didn't like it. While I do see why others would enjoy the film, to me the movie had so much missed potential. It's especially disappointing to hear about how much of a nightmare the production was and how poorly DreamWorks and the director treated the co-director. For the past few days (more like years), I couldn't help but wonder what it would be like if the film was rewritten, so I decided for fun to do my own rewrite of the film, at the least how the first 20 or so minutes would play out. I actually wanted to do a full rewrite of the film back in 2024. But never really got around to doing it and I don't really plan on doing a rewrite of KFP4, if I did then a lot of these ideas I had would probably be changed to better fit the theme of accepting change. But I hope you still enjoy some of the ideas I came up with
Changes
●So first things first I'm gonna take the original idea of Shifu being kidnapped that the co-director wanted to do and use it in my rewrite. However, I'm also gonna have the Furious Five get captured as well at the start of the story. Po now needs to go to Juniper City not only to stop the Chameleon, but also to save his friends
●For Po I want to keep the whole idea of finding a successor to be the next dragon warrior, BUT I'm gonna remove the idea of Po NEEDING to retire immediately after finding them. It's more gonna be Po finding a successor to train so after he decides to retire, that successor can take his place. With Po learning to accept that he isn't going to be the Dragon Warrior forever
● While I don't hate Zhen as a character, I feel like the twist of her actually working for the Chameleon was way too obvious, even in the trailer. So instead I wanna remove the twist completely, we see Zhen working for the Chameleon at the start as her second in command, but due to a botched attempt to capture Po, she's forced to work with Po in order to stop the Chameleon and save his friends. As the film goes on she slowly starts to realise that the Chameleon is not a good person, seeing how much her actions have affected innocent people, and we actually see her go through a redemption arc. Also, I'm gonna have her secretly be a big nerd for Kung Fu (similar to how Po is) but due to the Chameleon's hatred of Kung Fu, she tries to keep it hidden
• Speaking of the Chameleon I'm gonna completely change her motivation and her backstory. The Chameleon had so much potential to be a great villain like Shen, Kai and Tai Lung. But her reasoning for becoming evil because kung-fu masters refused to teach her due to her size makes no sense in the context of the original films. Mantis and Viper prove this. So I'm gonna give her a new motivation and reasoning. Ever since she was a child, the Chameleon was always interested in sorcery, having been told stories about those who were highly respected and beloved. So for most of her life, she studied to learn magic, eventually learning the ability to shapeshift. However, some kung fu masters started to believe that sorcery was dangerous and evil, especially after what happened with Kai and how he used his own powers to steal chi from others. So they started banning the use of sorcery, spreading fear and lies throughout the land. This caused many people to shun sorcerers, including the Chameleon. In extreme cases, some even killed those whom they believed would use their magic for evil. Angered by this the Chameleon now wishes to take the power of all kung fu masters. Both living and dead. Not only to become stronger but also to use her shape-shifting ability to paint kung fu masters as dangerous so people start to fear them, so they can know what it's like to have people turn their backs on them because of fear and lies spread by those who don't understand. Again this backstory isn't set in stone and I may want to change to better suit the themes of the film
• Next up I'm gonna have the Furious Five be in the rewrite. Apparently, the reasoning for them not being in the film was due to their voice actors being too expensive. Now thankfully I don't have to worry about a budget in this rewrite but if in another universe this rewrite did become a real film, I would've completely given the 5 new voice actors
● Tai Lung is gonna play a much bigger role in this rewrite. By far the most disappointing part of the film for me was how they handled Tai Lung. So for this rewrite, I want to do him justice and actually have him play an important role. Basically being a second main character alongside Po
● I'm gonna remove the side plot with Mr Ping and Li Shan trying to catch up to Po. While they were one of the saving graces of the film, for this I'm gonna instead replace it with more scenes of the Chameleon interacting with Shifu and the 5
● This maybe controversial but I'm gonna remove the cameo of Shen and Kai. As much as I love the idea of them coming back, it's clear that their showing up was just for fan service
• The movie takes place about 3 to 4 years after the third film and starts on the anniversary of Tai Lung's defeat
The opening
The movie starts in Juniper City, where we see The Chameleon and her guards. Including her second-in-command, Zhen in her lair, trying to do a ritual to bridge the gap between the mortal realm and the spirit realm. At first, it seems to work as a small portal opens. However, it quickly loses its golden glow and closes, but not before someone manages to break through. We don't see who this person is, but after a quick fight with her guards, the person manages to escape through a window, leaving the Chameleon furious. After a brief chat with Zhen, who enthusiastically reveals that he was one of Shifu's best students and starts to fangirl a bit before the Chameleon silences her with a stern glare, but when she brings up the dragon warrior and how he was able to enter the spirit realm and make it out by himself, it gives the Chameleon an idea. She orders Zhen and some of her guards to infiltrate the Jade Palace, capture Shifu, The Furious 5 and Po, and bring them to her so she can steal their powers. Specifically, she wants Po so she can open the spirit realm and steal more power. She also tells them to keep an eye out for the mysterious person, so she could do the same with them. Zhen leaves the room, clearly excited about being able to see the Jade Palace, but tries to compose herself and focus on the mission
We cut to Po defending a village from the Stingray like in the original film, but this time The Furious 5 are with him. While Mantis, Viper and Crane are busy keeping the villagers safe from flying debris, Po, Tigress and Monkey are busy trying to take down the Stingray, but eventually Po can do the final blow. After the fight, we see Po and the 5 help around not just Ping and Li Shan's newly opened restaurant, but around the village since it's actually the anniversary of Tai Lung's defeat. As they help around we see the 5 reminisce on the first 3 films (we can even have a joke similar to the second film where they joke about Po becoming the Dragon Warrior being the worst day of their lives, but this time instead of Po looking annoyed, he leans into the joke)
After some fun banter Po is told that Shifu wants to talk with him. At first, Po isn't too sure since he and the others know the anniversary of Tai Lung's defeat is incredibly difficult for Shifu. But he eventually decides to visit him, since it wouldn't be fair to ignore Shifu during a difficult time for him. We get the talk between Po and Shifu in which during the celebration he wants Po to start looking for a potential successor, specifically he should think about maybe picking one of the Furious 5. We get the scene of Po struggling to find his successor but instead of some random kung fu masters, it's the furious 5. It's clear throughout the scene that Po doesn't like the idea of him eventually needing to give up being the Dragon Warrior. Before he picks his successor the celebration is interrupted when one of the villagers runs in a panic, shouting that the Valley of Peace is under attack. Not only that but Po, Shifu and the 5 see the Jade Palace being attacked as well. They decided to split up in groups, Po, Monkey and Viper go to help the village, while Tigress, Shifu and Mantis go to protect the Jade Palace, while there doing that Crane will be in the sky, making sure everyone gets out safely and helping fight when he needs to
We get a cool fight scene with the characters defending the valley from an army of komodo dragons (we can even have a moment where Ping and Li Shan's restaurant gets ruined so out of anger they try to help, using pots and pans to whack the komodo dragons). Suddenly, Po hears Crane flying to him shouting "Po run! It's a trap!" Before getting hit with a few of the darts and falls out of the sky. Po immediately runs to help, he sees the komodo dragons dragging away an unconscious Monkey, Viper and Crane. Realising the truth and that he's outnumbered, Po makes a break for the Jade Palace to warn the others. But as he makes it up the steps he sees that Mantis is already surrounded and Tigress getting hit by one of the darts, knocking her out as the Komodo dragons led by a hooded Zhen quickly grab her, leaving only Shifu and Po standing
The two fight alongside each other as Po desperately tries to stop his friends from being taken, not noticing Zhen aiming one of the blow darts at him. Shifu notices just as she fires the dart, running up and taking the hit. Po watches in horror as Shifu lands on the ground hard, he tries to grab him but Zhen is quicker. Taking the unconscious master in her arms, she creates a distraction just long enough for her and her army to make a break for it with the others
Po desperately tries to chase after the group as he struggles to catch up, not noticing a familiar figure watching everything from the rooftops. One of the komodo dragon remaining tries to slow down Po with his blow dart gun. But the figure incapacitates them with an all too familiar nerve attack, getting hit by the dart himself. The figure stumbles and falls to the ground face first unconscious. Po immediately recognises the attack. He walks over, turns the figure on his back, and it's revealed to be none other than Tai Lung himself, alive. As Zhen and the others make their escape with Shifu and the 5, Po is left exhausted, heartbroken, and bewildered as he stares at his seemingly revived enemy
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My opinion on Kung Fu Panda 4 is basically "it would be so good if it was good". I believe the foundation for something great is there- it's just that the execution was... lacking. Mostly, the movie was mostly focused on comedy when one of the main draws of KFP- at least to me- is the balancing act between drama and comedy. Not that this rewrite will be entirely drama: KFP is a dramedy, with an emphasis on comedy I think. I don't want to just lose that comedy. Also, Tai Lung and his potential for a proper arc pretty much got wasted, and both Zhen and the Chameleon- especially the Chameleon- were underdeveloped. Which is. Not a good thing for your deuteragonist and main antagonist- especially after Tai Lung, Shen, and Kai.
Also, I want to preface this whole thing with: if you liked the movie? More power to you! I'm actually mostly doing this for fun, thinking about how I'd do things if I had complete creative control is something I do for both fun and to flex my own creative muscles. ANYWAYS, LET'S GET TO IT
On Zhen:
Design wise, I'd change it a little bit to fit in better with the rest of the franchise, mostly by making her facial marking more prominent (kinda like her wanted poster) + shorten her eyelashes a bit. I'm not too sure with her body plan, maybe make her shorter? I'm mostly just glad she follows the kfp tradition of not having boobs. I'd also shorten her tunic, it looks like a tripping hazard.
Personality wise, I'd make her less... playful? At ease? Especially at the start. This is a girl we're told lived on the streets for a long time and was taught that she can't truly rely on anyone, but I feel like we don't... get to see that. Show don't tell, y'know?
I'm also aware that some people have a problem with her voice/Awkwafina's performance, but personally? I think it's fine. It kinda suits her.
On the Chameleon (OH BOY DO I GOT NOTES FOR HER):
Design wise, she's pretty much perfect already imo. If I have to nitpick, I'd change her robes' colors to add a bit of contrast bcs she's otherwise very green.
I would give her a real name. She goes by "the Chameleon" as an intimidation technique + weird homage to her crushed kung fu dreams, kinda like how every master who see who isn't Shifu and Oogway are just called by their species' name. Because come on. There's no way the Furious Five's names are actually that.
Related to that, Zhen would be the only person in the entire movie who would be show calling the Chameleon by her name. This is to help show that the Chameleon and Zhen do care for each other, which adds to both of their characters imo. All the previous villains were shown having some sort of care for someone else, and it added a dimension to their character that the Chameleon severely lacks. (Also, I think it's funny that, whereas Tai Lung and Shen had parental issues, the Chameleon is a parent with issues)
Her kung fu stealing abilities work differently: the masters she steals the kung fu of can still fight just fine, they just become... less good? More sloppy? Less supherhuman, let's say. (For example, Crane would lose his ability to manipulate wind (I am not kidding, this is something he can do)). This comparative weakness is traded for greater magic, as she's just able to bring people back by herself- albeit with great effort that takes a lot out of her.
While at it, while very good at mimicking other people's fighting styles, especially with her shapeshifting abilities and kung fu stealing powers, she's not a master at them. For example: let's say she copies Tigress. While she can easily beat up mooks, actual kung fu masters are a whole other can of worms.
Speaking of which: Of the three previous antagonists, only Tai Lung would be brought back. This is the prevent the story from getting too bloated, but I do have in-universe reasons for why Shen and Kai stay dead: Shen wasn't actually a Kung Fu master, so he's in a different part of the afterlife working off his bad karma (+ that guy is absolutely operating with sunk cost fallacy in mind, which wouldn't mesh well with 4's themes). And Kai got obliterated at the end of KFP 3.
It's a very, very minor thing, but I would give the Chameleon her own color instead of a mix of the previous three? Tai Lung has blue, Shen has red, Kai has green, and the Chameleon would have a pale, washed out yellow. It's deliberately close to Po's heroic gold, to show how he could've ended up had Shifu not gotten his act together.
However, on suggestion of a friend of mine, and because I actually kinda like what the movie had going on for her color wise since she's a chameleon, the other three's colors do pop up around her? When she's being extra villainous: Tai Lung's blue when her pain and pride blinds her, Shen's red when she's being extra homicidal, and her magic would gain Kai's green tint near the end.
ONTO THE PLOT
The movie would open with a flashback sequence detailing the Chameleon's backstory: once a hopeful kung fu fan like Po, she got her own lucky break to learn at a prestigious school. (Although, it was nowhere as extreme as being chosen by Oogway himself to become a warrior of legend) But because of her small size, lack of natural skills, and her teacher's own shortcomings, she was eventually thrown out without ever getting a real chance. Her dreams crushed, she swore to make everyone regret how she was treated...
Title floats up in the sky, and we pretty much immediately cut to seeing Po in some kind of epic fight. We find out pretty quickly that it's just him recounting the tale to a bunch of customers at his dads' new-and-improved restaurant, attracting customers. It's also then we find out that the Furious Five are on their own missions (they appear properly later in, don't worry).
Enters Shifu, who needs to talk to Po about something. To put it simply: Shifu is old, and while he's not dying, he definitely doesn't think he has much more time left on this plane. And he would prefer for Po to properly succeed as Oogway's successor as the spiritual leader of the valley sooner rather than later. I'm not sure I'd make it that Po has to give up the Dragon Warrior title? Since that was very much a destiny/Oogway needs a specific person to defeat Kai thing. Still, I wanted to keep the theme of change going. Still, Shifu would like him to take in a student of his own, and informs him that a competition will happen tomorrow for him to choose.
Po goes back inside of the restaurant, and explains to his dads that he is VERY nervous about taking Oogway's place while helping at the restaurant. Both Ping and Li Shan reassure him that he's got this in the bag: he understood the Dragon Scroll, achieved inner peace, and mastered chi! And if it's teaching he's worried about? He taught an entire panda village how to defend themselves well enough that they were able to handle a jombiefied army of kung fu masters. They honestly believe in their son, and that alone help settles Po's nerves.
Cut to the next day, there’s a competition being held for learning under the Dragon Warrior, which has the canon competitors for getting the title. Po, of course, is fanboying the whole time. But when comes the time to accept a student however, Po kinda… freezes? And after a moment, decides that… none of them will be his student: all of them are already very skilled warriors, and Po doesn’t think there’s anything he can teach them. He says some things about how they’re already on their own paths, and it wouldn’t do to pull them away from those paths, and to keep being awesome. Ironically, this just convinces Shifu that Po is going to be perfect for the job.
But then, someone arrives at the Jade Palace, flanked by an army of Komodo Dragons: Tai Lung himself, and he's there to fight. In fact, he defeats the candidates quite easily. Everyone is panicking besides Po and Shifu: Po is ready to bring the thunder once again, and Shifu can tell that something is seriously off. His work is sloppy, and he's behaving strangely.
Anyways, there's a huge battle, and during the chaos, Shifu somehow gets knocked out and restrained by Tai Lung. But when Po moves to go rescue his teacher, his old enemy... suddenly turns into Crane? And flies off with him? The battle is still raging around him so Po has to focus on that, and by the time it's over, "Tai Lung" is already far away.
Po is panicking. Tai Lung is back! And kidnapped Shifu! And he can turn into Crane? No time to question that, he's gotta go save his teacher! We get a montage showing how Po could be a good leader: he gets the could've been students to agree to watch the Valley while he go rescues Shifu, reassures them that Tai Lung is really good and there's nothing shameful about losing to him, plans out his trip, things like that.
Finally, we see Po enter the hall of heroes, with the intention to retrieve the Staff of Wisdom. This is where he meets Zhen, who snuck in to steal stuff. A fight similar to the movie happens, except for Po having a waaay easier time knocking her out... and feels very guilty upon doing so, since that is pretty much all the confirmation he needed that this was not a fighter, but someone who was probably just trying to make ends meet.
So when Zhen wakes up, they're at the noodle shop and one of her legs is tied to a bed. Po and his dads are tending to her while they discuss what they should do, and Po ends up freaking out. Why? Because he doesn't have the time for this since TAI LUNG IS BACK! And kidnapped Shifu! And can turn into Crane???
And Zhen, hearing this, proceeds to promptly free herself before telling him about the Chameleon, and how she's a shapeshifting sorceress who rules over Juniper City (a bit of a nitpick on my part, but I'd probably rename Juniper City something different, most likely something Chinese). And Po has to admit: shapeshifting sorceress trying to lure him into some kind of trap definitely makes more sense than Tai Lung somehow breaking out of the Spirit Realm and gaining the ability to turn into Crane.
And so, Po and Zheng come to an agreement: Zheng will guide Po to and into Juniper City, and in exchange, Po will drop whatever charges he might've pressed for her attempt at stealing from the Jade Palace.
Some time after they leave, both Ping and Li Shan agree to follow after Po bcs they're scared for their son, and the movie would periodically cut back to them and their own misadventures in trying to follow after Po and Zhen. They're comic relief scenes, so I won't be describing them unless relevant to the main plot.
We cut to Juniper city, where a mostly-unconscious Shifu is shown being thrown in a jail cell by "Crane." This is followed by Crane walking off screen, muttering about having business to attend to before attending to him, and a flash of pale yellow light. We then cut to a courtyard, where a bunch of crime bosses are gathered and discussing the Chameleon and what they should do about her, with the talk quickly turning mutinous. One of the bosses reveals themself to have been the Chameleon the whole time, and she implies she killed him for trying to stage something. She quickly cows the remaining bosses into submission, kills their ringleader, and makes it clear that she'll be expecting their tributes.
We then get a montage of Po and Zhen traveling together, kinda like the training montage in 1, and the traveling montages in 2 and 3. This is how we're shown them slowly bonding and growing more comfortable around one another. Finally, they arrive at the Happy Bunny tavern, they enter to find a boat...
... and find Tai Lung- the actual one- in the middle of fighting everyone in the tavern and... struggling a little. He and Po pretty much recognize each other on sight, and the people who are fighting Tai Lung proceed to try and fight Po as well, since they think they're friends.
Po and Tai Lung are forced to fight side by side, while Zhen swiftly dodges everything, pickpockets a lot of people, maybe trips one or two guys along the way, and gets all the way to the bar to both buy them food and ask for a boat. Reinforcing that fighting is not her strong suit, and that she's a sneaky fellow who's good at bartering.
Anyways, Po and Tai Lung finish kicking everyone's butts. And once they do, Tai Lung immediately attempts a nerve attack on Po. It doesn't work, and as Po is getting back up, Tai Lung bemoans what "that damn lizard" did to him. Po is able to open dialogue with him: turns out, Tai Lung was dragged out of the Spirit Realm by the Chameleon, and she stole his kung fu. He was able to escape while she was out of town for an extended period of time, which is implied to be while she was kidnapping Shifu.
Tai Lung and Po agree to a truce, as they both want to stop the Chameleon. And Tai Lung demands a rematch to prove he's the "real" Dragon Warrior once he gets his kung fu back or something, although Po isn't too worried about that. The scene ends with Zhen cutting in, and telling Po she found them a boat.
We cut back to Shifu, who... very nearly escapes jail in a manner very reminescent of how Tai Lung broke out of Chorh-Gom. Like master, like student. But just as he's about to escape, the Chameleon intercepts him. They have a small talk where the Chameleon expresses genuine admiration towards Shifu for training both Po and the Furious Five- most of which aren't traditional warriors- and... something resembling regret that she didn't meet him when she was younger. They get into a fight, Shifu gets taken off-guard when she turns into Tai Lung, and she steals his kung fu. She then has her guards take him away with the "other prisoners", while apologizing to Shifu that things have to be this way. Smash cut to Po, who saw the whole thing in a vision.
Anyways, it's morning, and they're now at Juniper city. Tai Lung- most populated area he's ever been in that wasn't a battlefield is the Valley of Peace- is shown having more troubles navigating the place than Po- who has traveled a lot at this point. Not that it matters much: they get in trouble almost immediately because Zhen is a wanted criminal. A chase scene ensues as the trio tries to escape the city guards, with Po more focused on keeping Zhen and Tai Lung out of trouble.
They eventually make it to the Den of Thieves to seek shelter, and once again almost immediately get into trouble because Zhen has unspecified beef with the leader, Han. Zhen at first tries to brush it off, but Han makes it clear that it's because she abandoned the Den for something else. That is when Zhen uses Po's title as Dragon Warrior to get everyone to comply, much to Po's chagrin and Tai Lung's exasperation- which Po is kinda surprised about, since he assumed that Tai Lung wanted the title purely for the clout. Also: in my rewrite, people in Juniper City know who the Dragon Warrior is, Po just doesn't like using the title to get his way.
Han agrees to let them stay the night, and is even willing to trade them some info when he learns that they're in Juniper City to stop the Chameleon. Namely, that she's planning some kind of big ritual on the Blood Moon night, which is in two nights. The three of them agree to make their move tomorrow.
I'd include a scene where Po, Zhen and Tai Lung all bond through sparring, with the two masters giving Zhen some pointers during her spars. During Po and Tai Lung's own spars, Po tries to explain the meaning of the Dragon Scroll to Tai Lung when he inevitably expresses confusion about how much better Po has gotten since their last fight. Also, Po might allude to some of his past adventures.
It's the next morning, and our trio proceeds to break into the Chameleon's palace, with Tai Lung guiding the way since he broke out of the place once before. They get into shenanigans while trying to find Shifu, and they do manage to eventually find him!... alongside the rest of the Furious Five. Turns out, the missions they had been called onto where traps, and the Chameleon has their kung fu. Thus explaining why she was able to turn into Crane.
And then a trap is set off. Po pushes Tai Lung out of the way and ends up becoming the sole victim of that trap, now another prisoner. After both breaking it apart and just lifting it fails, Po hands the staff to Zhen for leverage while he and a guilt-stricken Tai Lung lift.
But then Zhen starts backing away, and the Chameleon comes out of the shadows, congratulating her. This is the reveal that Zhen is the Chameleon's adoptive daughter, and the sorceress gives an abridged version of her own backstory.
Still, Po and Tai Lung are able to escape the cage, the prison, and eventually the palace as they disappear back into Juniper city proper. The Chameleon notices that Zhen is feeling down after all of this, and offers her some genuine comfort. Her motives are also revealed during their conversation: The Chameleon wants to be respected, both the one she was genuinely denied and the one she feels she's owed to. And once she accomplishes the ritual to make the Staff of Wisdom hers, nothing will be out of her reach.
Anyway, we cut back to Po and Tai Lung who are busy making it back to the Den of Thieves, and they're both freaking out over everything that just happened. Still, even while reeling from Zhen's betrayal- which Tai Lung is taking extra hard-, they both agree that they have to go back.
That scene gets derailed pretty much the moment the Den. Because Po's dads are there. And everyone in the Den fucking loves those two.
Po is very glad to see his dads, and Po's dads are very happy to see him too. And while Ping is initially pissed off about seeing Tai Lung, Li Shan is pretty quick to warm up to him once Po affirms that they're working together and are now friends. Tai Lung's protests that they aren't friends are cut short by Li Shan hugging him, emotionally devastating him because this is the most affection he's gotten in 20+ years. One of Po's father expresses concern about what happened to Zhen, and both of them reassure Po that there's no shame in being tricked: Zhen made her choice. That's all.
But there's no time to waste: the Blood Moon ritual is tonight, and they have to stop the Chameleon. With some help from Tai Lung, his fathers, and a slight misunderstanding over the meaning of a proverb he just made up, Po is able to rally the Den into helping him storm the Chameleon's palace.
It's now night. The Chameleon is in her courtyard, with some of her guards and an increasingly guilt-ridden Zhen watching. The Chameleon is waiting for the Blood Moon to rise, with a gag similar to the movie proper were she audibly wonders if it always takes the moon this long to rise. However, upon a random guard questioning her, she confirms that unfortunately, it's not just for dramatic effect here. It's the most important part of the ritual.
We see the thieves from the Den successfully breach the palace's defenses with help from Ping and Li Shan, and the scene cuts back to the Chameleon as the alarm is being rang. She sends everyone else in her courtyard to deal with the attack since she has to focus on the ritual, Zhen included. Before she goes though, the two of them have a short but sweet talk, where the Chameleon expresses complete faith in her daughter, and Zhen hugs her.
Meanwhile, thanks to the distraction provided by the thieves, Po and Tai Lung have been able to break in unhindered. They're confronted by Zhen however, and while Po is glad to see she's alright, both of the them are understandably pretty mad at her. Zhen is trying to convince them to turn back because she doesn't want the Chameleon to kill them, but neither of them are hearing it. After a short fight- where Zhen both attacks first and puts up a decent showing- she's able to get it through to them that she truly is sorry.
Po sighs, admits that he's just happy she came back, hugs her, and asks her about how she ended up working for the Chameleon. Zhen gives her full story: how she was a child living on the streets, how she was taken in by Han at first, the slowly growing friction between them, and how she gained the Chameleon favor- and eventually, her love. And how she had to watch her mother be driven half mad by he crushed dreams and ambitions.
Zhen once again tries to convince Po and Tai Lung not to fight the Chameleon. Once again, both refuse: they can't let the Chameleon run rampant. Surprising them, Zhen agrees... and gets out a ring of keys. Turns out, while hugging the Chameleon, she pickpocketed the keys to the cages from her. They agree on this: Tai Lung goes with Zhen to go free the Five and Shifu, while Po goes confront the Chameleon.
Po enters the courtyard, and finds the Chameleon still waiting for the full Blood Moon to rise. Like with Shifu, the Chameleon expresses genuine admiration for Po and his achievements, and envy that things worked out for him while her own kung fu dreams were crushed. Po tries to convince her that it's not too late to turn things around- he even brings up that he's looking for a student, and that he'd be willing to take her in. She considers for a moment... and ends up refusing- one cannot change the way they are seen, and she's been burned too many times.
So they fight, and it’s mostly the Chameleon shapeshifting between all of her forms to keep Po on his toes and stop him from getting too used to a single form. At some point she’s able to bite him and steal some of his kung fu, but not enough to affect his performance. But just as she’s about to land a solid blow on him…
… Tigress suddenly comes flying in with a kick to the face! Po and the Furious Five are reunited, and whatever holes are in their defense as a result of the Five’s kung fu having been stolen? Tai Lung and Shifu can cover. They start quickly turning the tides on the Chameleon, who’s confused as to how they’re free. And then the staff of Wisdom is knocked out of her hands and back into Po’s and-
-she spots Zhen on the sidelines, helping back up on of the masters she knocked down-
-and promptly loses it, turning into the big fucked up hybrid dragon form we see in the movie. (Note: this is also when her magic turns green) Everyone is appropriately terrified, even if Po finds it awesome. The Chameleon proceeds to focus on Zhen, and both Tai Lung and Po jump after her. They’re able to bring the Chameleon back in the courtyard, but Tai Lung is momentarily taken out of the fight. Shifu proceeds to pull him out of the situation out of sheer instinct- with Mantis serving as an on-field doctor to make sure nothing’s broken- while everyone else gets ready for round 3.
Now using Po’s form, the fight becomes the world’s most epic tug’o'war over the Staff, Po using its central position in her plans with the ritual to keep her distracted from the rest of the Five slowly whittling her down, with Mantis and Shifu joining in once they made sure Tai Lung was fine. Unfortunately, they’re also running out of steam, and soon she’s got everyone but Po dispatched.
The Staff somehow gets out of both their hands when the Chameleon finally knocks Po down, and ends up Zhen’s. The ensuing fight is very sad, very emotional. The Chameleon is genuinely hurt by Zhen’s decision to betray her, and Zhen is crushed that the situation has come to this. Still, either the efforts to wear the Chameleon down worked, or she can’t bring herself to hurt Zhen too badly, but she doesn’t use her shapeshifting abilities for this part of the fight, making her much more manageable.
Eventually, Zhen is able to hit her with a proper magical attack, which both knocks her out for a little bit, and gives everyone else their kung fu- and thus a good bit of their vitallties- back. Po is elated, and proceeds to introduce Zhen to everyone else properly. However, the Chameleon soon gets back up, tries to get in a sneak attack… and promptly gets paralyzed courtesy of a nerve attack from Tai Lung, who just chuckles something along the lines “still got it”.
He and Shifu then have a one on one conversation, where they both apologize for what happened in the past and part on peaceful terms. Tai Lung also acknowledges Po as a worthy Dragon Warrior, picks up a paralyzed Chameleon, and asks to be sent back to the Spirit Realm. Po opens a portal with the Staff of Wisdom, and after requesting that Po comes visit because he does want that rematch- albeit a friendly one now- he bids everyone farewell.
Sidenote: I’d keep it ambiguous what Tai Lung is planning on doing to the Chameleon, just reassuring Zhen that he’s not going to hurt her, just bring her somewhere where she won’t be able to run too rampant. But I like thinking he brought her to Oogway so he can teach her kung fu properly.
Anyways, they reunite with Po’s dads, they’re celebrated as heroes for taking down the Chameleon, and the Jade Palace gang promptly deciding to get the hell out of Juniper city: they all miss home. I’d have the movie/rewrite end on Po asking Zhen if she wants to come back with them, and her smiling widely. Cut to the credits, where she’s shown training with the Furious Five.
And that is how I'd rewrite Kung Fu Panda 4! What are y'all thoughts? Do you have any questions? If so, I'd be more than happy to answer them.
I heard that the chemlaine was supposed to have a connection to Shen but I honestly didn’t know if it was a scrape idea or something like that and I honestly don’t know what said connection is like did Shen’s family know her family ? was the chamlieion a advisor to his family or was she a childhood friend turned enemy? But then again I could be dumb
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Welp, I just got the rough draft of KFP 4 rewrite done. I still got other projects and other fanfics to work on due to being busy irl, but all start the comics after everything calms down.
Rewatched KFP 4 and...My feelings about the movie haven't changed
But let's leave aside ALL the bad things that have been said about the movie (which in itself are quite a lot) and focus on the little I actually liked about it
I like the idea that they developed the relationship between Li and Ping further.
Despite the Chameleon being the weakest villain in all the movies, with a truly disappointing backstory and defeat, I still like the concept of her being a shapeshifter, embodying everything Po knows and has ever faced, something like the jombies but in only one villain
The animation doesn't look as good as in previous films, but as always, in some scenes the art direction was spectacular.
Perhaps that was one of the few memorable things I saw in this rewatch. I could say more, but I think it would be irrelevant lol
I'm download-I mean, paying Peacock to help the poor indie company "Dreamworks" (I don't know if you've heard of this small studio)
Okay, enough with the funny haha shit. I'm going to rewatch KFP 4 one of these days; I remember when I first saw it and what I expected…it was a messy movie (although at least somewhat enjoyable)
But now I got a KFP kick, and I couldn't help but think "You know what? I'm going to rewatch this movie for the sake of analyzing it, no matter how bad it was"