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all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

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stupidestasshole

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

#faves #thank you autumn

sinni-ok-sessi

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

#laugh rule

corantus

locked the fuck in get my money up

skoomabong

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maryoliveoil

#being in an LDR is a lot like this

dogpuppy

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

moisterpeggingchampion

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

dogpuppy

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

fairycosmos

im so so good at making simple tasks complicated and unbearable

valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

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juney-blues

i'd say i carry a normal amount of all the mild social rejection i've ever received in my body like shrapnel

warbeneaththerain

life hack. when you're feeling depressed you can listen to songs that make you feel even worse

#me listening to phoebe bridgers during my mri

mothcub

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

stupidestasshole

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

#so true

cupidjoy

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

#just got paid. i am unfortunately going to TJMaxx

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howls-memeing-castle

They should invent a Being Alive that’s Free

dragongirlsweetie

be careful becauise if you are so cruel to me then you will not recieve a sweetie token

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