黄瀬涼太

Kise: According to the will of the manager, I was forced to exercise doubled and drank strange drugs and here I am... *coughs*

Aomine: Oh, so you got poisoned.

Kagami: Sounds like a diet person need to sleep.

Kise: But look! I got my ABS now! *pulls up his shirt*

Aomine: Ha? That's nothing. Mine is better! *pulls up his shirt*

Kise: Hah! You just have ONE shape! Look at mine! I have SIX!

Aomine: Where do you put your eyes? Mine is six pack! Wait. What do you mean six shape? Your stomach shape like number six?!

Kise: NUMBER SIX? YOU MEAN BLOATED STOMACH??

Aomine: You said yours is six SHAPE. So it looks like number six.

Kise: No- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!

Aomine: As inu or orang utan?

Aomine: Somehow this sounds wrong

Kise: Ambiguous

Aomine: Don't YOU think so?

Kuroko: What are in your minds I wonder

Kise: ... ask Aominecchi

Kuroko: I'm asking both of you

Kise: WHAT THE-

Aomine: You wished Kagami was a junior high.

Kise: E-eek! I forgot! Sorry! I've been talking to my sister and she still insisted that I can't delay the photoshoot today. So...

Kuroko: Actually we are planning to use train since it's very close to our place but because yesterday Kise-kun said want to come along, Nigou went to rent a car to pick you up. From Tokyo to Kanagawa and back to Tokyo again.

Kise: ...

Kuroko: ...

Kise: It's my first time hearing Kurokocchi's joke.

Kuroko: I'm not joking.

Kise: Nigou your baby husky went to rent a car?! How can?!

Kuroko: You really think Nigou is a dog?

(3 Hours later)

Kise: WHO IS HE?

Nigou: Yo! Kise-nii! Nice to meet you! Get in the car please!

Aomine: Kise, blind and deaf people know you're gay.

Kise:

Aomine: Dead people know you're gay.

Kise: Kurokocchi, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?