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i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

this video was always funny but I found this guy’s Instagram and he is Always Doing This, like it’s hundreds of slow motion videos of him walking muscled and shirtless through crowded streets around the world as people react to him—many of them appear to be filmed on the same street as in this video. which means this lady probably sees him doing this all the time and was like OH THERE HE IS AGAIN lmfaoooo

That does beg the question--did he upload this himself?

yes and he did not acknowledge it in the caption or tags at all 😂

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

would you all like to see. my bird quilt

We need to make puffy fat cheeks the new it girl beauty trend and give all those celebrities who sucked out their buccal fat body dysmorphia

jfc every "body positivity" post on this godforsaken site is BEING OVERWEIGHT IS SO HOT AND THIN PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED how fucking hard is it to be nice to one group without tearing other people down

cry more

Thin people should be ashamed and they should cut their own arms off