Fandoms and chill?

Don't forget to turn on the EXP share before the orgy starts bro

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

Actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they're in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep.

yeah turn on that good lesbian porn hahaha (two butches arguing while doing an oil change)

Ok but wait now I wanna make a porn video that starts off like this. I'll need a volunteer, I can teach you to change your oil

Shout out to Butches that whimper and moan when cumming at the idea of fucking a pretty femme till her eyes roll back

Trying to act all normal around her as if a few hours ago I wasn't cumming at the thought of her

every time someone says ‘I just don’t understand the point of sucking strap’ an angel dies

butch muscles on my mind this evening...

Can't wait to fuck my girl dumb to ask her "who owns this pussy?" And the only thing she can do is moan "you, you, you!" Over and over again

Turns me on so much listening to a femme tell me all her dirty fantasies and then fuck her like the slut she is

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

cooing “there she is, atta girl” in that soft tone when i see her pretty eyes go hazy after slowly fucking my fingers into her mouth and calling her my pretty girl