can't deal and not trying anymore

If life was a video game, I'd spend the whole entire time doing side quests instead of progressing with the main story.

I'm upsetti. I need some spaghetti.

It's funny how you're really tired and all you want to do is sleep, until you have to. And then you just lay there staring at the ceiling

Are you ever just sitting somewhere crying, tears steadily rolling down your face, but you have no reason? There is nothing that happened to make you cry except your mind. And you try to figure out what's wrong with yourself and why you're crying but you have no clue. So you just sit there, and let the tears fall.

I've decided that from now on whenever anyone asks me what I want to be when I grow up I'm going to respond that I want to be a "stay at home *insert job that you can not stay home to do here*" Example: stay at home astronaut. Stay at home firefighter. Stay at home Marine biologist. Etc...

I get so messed up by the concept that someone might be the perfect person for me but I’m not the perfect person for them. Probably why people settle for what they can get.

Being a human is some fucked up shit

So there was a story my boyfriend told me about when he was driving with his family. And they got pulled over but the cop just said he would let them off with a warning because "they were going 88 miles per hour and that would blow off their doors and their flex capacitors would make them go back in time"

That feel when youre taking your final in chemistry and someones siri goes off with the answer for a problem