I am a Ray of Funshine

i can't even come up with an adequate enough comparison to describe the second-hand embarrassment i'm feeling at this moment, all that's coming to mind is that time i threw up in the school hallway in 5th grade and that was still easier to cope with than this

I also did this. Apollo’s forgot about the loophole.

Odysseus fucking name dropping the Bronze Age is like Leonardo De Vinci writing in his journal "wow what a beautiful day here in the Italian Renaissance. I sure am pleased to be experiencing The High Renaissance period"

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

“Whose part is being left out of The Odyssey!?”

“But EPIC isn’t accurate either!”

Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

The “nobody” scene in the odyssey is absolutely not just a clever pun—it’s a character defining moment for Odysseus because he refuses to be nobody. He devised an incredible plan that worked and he could have saved his men and returned home much sooner but he just had to yell to the cyclops that he isn’t nobody—he’s Odysseus, king of Ithaca so now Poseidon knows who to curse which severely fucks up the rest of the journey.