Hiii

i’m bad at interacting with people regularly but i hope my mutuals know that i consider them to be my friends and i genuinely care about their well-being and lives and stuff

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

If you wanna understand Michael Afton you must understand that he's scared he's SOOOO fucking scared he is not made for this shit he's scared as FUCKKKKK!!!!!

oh. grace has never known an untraumatized rocky. he's never known a rocky from before he was the sole survivor of erid's first and only space mission. he's never known a rocky from before he had to live through nearly half a century of utter solitude, nearly half a century of not being watched while he slept, nearly half a century of wallowing in his perceived failure. he's never known the rocky that was adrian's mate. the rocky that was chosen to be the engineer of the blip-a. the rocky that was. and he never will. that rocky no longer exists. oh.

yeah michael definitely talks like That because growing up he had no friends, and was only around Henry and William, the two most melodramatic men in the state.