Unbothered👸🏾

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

47 month old

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

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47 month old.

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

47 month old tho

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina  Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

4 7 M O N T H O L D

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

47 month old

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

Ok so im gonna add to this already long post so saddle up bitches. I have an abundance of white, blonde, blue eyed cousins so of course there’s gonna be some weird names. The oddest I’ve heard are Kynslee, Bralynn, Brentleigh, Mayven, Kade, and Kyleigh

My friend’s granddaughter is named M'Kaelah, and her little brother will be named Traidynne.

as a white woman I think we need to stop letting white people name their kids dumb shit

At least I have the excuse that my mom was recovering from a C-section and they asked her to spell my name. All my legal stuff is with the common spelling, too, 🤣

my college class president was Celestial Starr Bybee (Utah’s got a lock on Worst White Baby Names,but at least its spellable, i guess?), and i had a friend named Kisty. but the worst i ever heard was when i was in a greyhound station somewhere in arizona and there was a late teens goth/juggalo couple (this would have been like, early 2000s) and their precious not-quite-47-month-old toddler, who they had apparently named “Purgatory”.

My dad’s stated rule was “give the kid a reasonable adult name.  You can torment them endlessly with nicknames once the paperwork’s done.”

The accuracy 💀😂😂