i wrote it.

goofy / wry / needy / self deprecating / desperate for approval / eldest child of teen parents / grew up thinking he’d become a doctor like his dad / believed he could accomplish anything even with the odds stacked against him / things changed when he realized he was squeamish at the sight of blood / decided he’d stick to math and computers, thanks / if you ask him what he actually does at his job, it’s “something something satellites” / loves working from home when he gets the chance / always thinking of sleep or food / hosts a relationship advice podcast / still playing pokémon go / strong sock game / gets to the top of hikes and thinks “this was a mistake” every time / still continues to do them / cynical yet actually pretty romantic / watches too much food network / wants 2 b loved

raised in a strict, image-focused household / the pressure cooker spit out someone ambitious with a calm, even-keeled attitude / perfectionistic to a fault / can come across with an unsettling amount of confidence for someone so grounded, but she’s got this / charismatic and inviting, but won’t put up with bullshit / loves socializing and planning activities if and when she has the time / gives a lot of tough love, but all she wants is to take care of the people she loves / always acts like everything is fine / probably wouldn’t survive without kickboxing and her lil wine wednesdays friend group / has always been too concentrated on her education and career to give any relationship she’s been in the attention it deserves / she’s not done climbing in her career, but she’s ready to prioritize romance a little more / tbh it’ll probably be good for her health lol / cora’s put together, compelling, accomplished, mellow, busy, resourceful, affectionate, focused, judgmental, Stressed™