I'm still using tumblr and i

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

do you guys also have the urge to kill yourselves if you're not good at something on the first try or are you normal

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

This is so satisfying to watch—

This should be the core mechanic of a real game. Tons of weapons, none of them actual weapons, delivering incredibly dumb kills to a batch of badguys who are equally incongruous.

@therobotmonster You just described an episode of Codename: Kids Next Door.

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog