Gem

Health classes really ought to teach people what the beginning stages of addiction are like because a lot of people don’t realize they’re addicted to something until they’re years deep into it.

i am extremely off putting want to be friends

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

(voice of a woman who has a debilitating disability) aw man i feel like such an attention seeker when i have symptoms. everyone probably thinks im curled up in the fetal position for sympathy. im a bad person :(

it’s all bout being a sexy girl and a weird dude @ the same time

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

you can take my 5th iced coffee of the afternoon from my cold hands. theyre cold because the coffee is iced.

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.