1996

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

"omg can't 2 men just have a beautiful friendship without you people making it gay" THEY CANT! the sex part always gets in the way..

I ache for the world and I run away from it

men’s tummies. you agree. reblog

“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen

I don't plan on being 19 - 24 forever ????? Gender investment.

Gender compounding interest. Gender dividends.

Gender retirement plan

my toxic trait is becoming more obsessed with something than the person who recommended it to me

i am like if a person listened to my chemical romance