Ill & Injured Sentences, Vol. 7
(Sentences for muses that don't feel so great, and for muses trying to take care of another. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You know, you're in this situation because you ignored your last doctor."
"I've got a hole in my leg! How the hell do you think I'm doing?"
"I can see why someone stabbed you."
"You have broken my heart... And also my leg."
"I hope there's a story to go with that face?"
"Sit down! You look terrible!"
"You know, just because you feel like you're ready to leave the hospital doesn't mean you actually are."
"Thank fuck that pill's kicking in!"
"Are you going to be a baby about this?"
"I'm sorry, but I'm concerned. Did you get a concussion last night?"
"What the fuck happened to your arm?"
"How does it feel to get shot? I've heard it described as feeling like being stung by a hundred bees in the same place."
"Are you just going to fuss over me all day?"
"I forbid you to die! Do you understand me?"
"I love how you're so calm when I'm coughing up blood."
"Are you having a hard time focusing on what I'm saying?"
"You don't have to worry about me. I'm going to be okay."
"You're bleeding. Who did this?"
"I would so like to see to your injuries, however superficially."
"I wasn't in a shootout. I was just near one."
"What's more surprising to you: that someone made an attempt on your life, or that it hasn't happened more often?"
"There's nothing weak about taking care of yourself."
"I wish I had something to give you for the pain."
"I'm not going to die... Don't let me die."
"Don't you think you should take a break after what you just went through?"
"Sit down before you bleed out!"
"I am tired of everybody else doing things for me!"
"You were right to fight back."
"The best thing for an injury is to walk it off!"
"Luckily, they only shot me in the head!"
"It's been a week! A week's long enough to heal anything!"
"Something tells me that you deserved those bruises."
"This is not how I thought I would die!"
"Don't turn your head away. Being sick is nothing to be ashamed of."
"It didn't hurt at all yesterday. I guess it saved all the pain for today."
"You can't investigate your own shooting!"
