a creative creature

would u still bless me on my third sneeze

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

wake up people. lost kids can’t melt gingerbread beams. Hansel and Gretel was an inside job

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

reblog if you've destroyed your root chakra and aren't going to make it

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

today we render a pixel perfect jar of lao gan ma chili crisp in tomodachi life

@syrenki