dragons in the library

Funniest tags (and I mean this with no animosity) you can get on OC art is “I don’t go here”. Like *takes long drag out of cigarette and stares into the middle distance in deep contemplation* does anyone…..

swamp 🤝 desert: should not be a golf course

go to the internet to look at dragons

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

CONCLUSIONS ARE A FALSE TECHNIQUE, A CONTRIVED CLOSURE TO AN ABSURD WORLD, IF YOU FINISH BOOKS YOURE A REFORMIST

Maybe I'm weird, but I've never had the slightest difficulty with reading text while dreaming. Not sure where that trope came from in the first place (though it did give us a very good episode of Batman: The Animated Series).

I used to lucid dream a lot and the easiest way for me to confirm I was in a dream was to try to read; if I couldn't read, I knew I was dreaming

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.