a little bit of everything all of the time

im taking media away from some of u guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test

you guys think im fucking joking but im not. i cannot deal with another second of people complaining about stories "glorifying" their subject matter just because no one turned to the camera and said, "hey guys, just so you know, this thing is Bad and Not Good, and this story is about Why it is Bad and Not Good."

i say this with love in my heart. But i genuinely do believe some of you on this horrid webbedsite are so used to only consuming media that explicitly tells you what you are supposed to take away from it (i.e. children's media) that youve lost the ability to examine media beyond a surface level

this is not to say that children's media is bad. or that adults can't enjoy it. i'm an adult, i love cartoons, and i probably always will. but if all you are consuming is tv shows made to teach children about kindness, you are going to rot your brain

If ur annoying on this post you will owe me 300USD

peraltiago are a jily variant send post.

"Percabeth is not a good ship because Percy is the one who is a good boyfriend and Annabeth does nothing for him" so true. Do not mention that one time she became his friend and told him she would fight on his side instead of her mother's despite desperately craving for her attention, or the one where she saved his life multiple times, or the time where she broke the rules to sit beside him, or the time where she told him about the prophecy despite not being supposed to, or the time she chose him to be on her quest and trusted him enough to bring a girl she hated to it, or the time she was stabbed trying to protect him. Despite all of that it is so so true tho.

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

angel sun, princess moon, fairy rising

Percabeth, Jily, Lumax and Peraltiago are the same ships in different fonts