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The suicide squad (2021)
#wait is this the dude that fucked John Constantine? (x)
Yeah. Yeah they fucked.
I really feel like a person shouldn’t be judged because of sleeping with one Englishman.
He was just in a really dark place at the time.
Yes, inside John Constantine.
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The Joker’s violent attention-comedy bullshit would 100% just not work if his main opponent was John Constantine. Both because John is funnier than he is and just does NOT care. Joker would be bouncing around like “look at me, I’m so EEEEVILLLL” and John’s just bored because this isn’t even in the top ten evil things he’s seen this morning
Joker: hahaha, I’ve POISONED THE RESERVOIR
John, casually purifying it by dropping a charm no bigger than his pinkie into the water and then walking away: call me again when you’ve turned an orphanage into inside-out land sharks or something
Joker: *splutters*
Joker: you’re TOO LATE, Hellblazer! Now you have to choose between rescuing this civilian… or your PARTNER! Hahahahaha!
John, who specifically chose this partner because he was a serial killer and therefore expendable, and was also planning to feed him to Dagon tomorrow anyway: aw thanks mate, you’ve saved me an arseload of trouble
Joker: …
Joker: what the fuck is wrong with you
Joker: I am going to murder your ONE TRUE LOVE! AHAHAHAHA
John: haha I’m dating King Shark so good bloody luck
Joker: WHAT THE FUCK AAAAUGH NEW PLAN NEW PLAN
matt ryan as john constantine (2014-2021)
i mean, not for me. not for john constantine. i’m the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. oh, i’ve got it all sewn up. i can save you. if it takes the last drop of your blood, i’ll drive your demons away. i’ll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they’re down, and then be gone back into the darkness leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. i walk my path alone… who would want to walk with me? - hellblazer #41
J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot is developing a darker reboot of DC Comics’ Constantine for HBO Max with Guy Bolton set to write. Deadline understands that Abrams’ production company Bad Robot is work…
J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot is developing a darker reboot of DC Comics’ Constantine for HBO Max with Guy Bolton set to write.
Deadline understands that Abrams’ production company Bad Robot is working with the WarnerMedia streamer on the reboot, which will see the character as a young Londoner.
We hear that Bolton has written the pilot script with plans to open a writers’ room in March.
The character is set to be cast as a diverse lead, a departure from the one played by Matt Ryan in the NBC series, which aired for one season between 2014 and 2015.
Honestly, the most shocking thing about the whole Constantine/King Shark thing is the idea of Constantine being on good terms with one of his exes.
Honestly, I’m more surprised King Shark is still alive to tell the tale.
I’m assuming the same sort of tragic bullshit happened that usually happens to Constantine’s loved ones, and King Shark just sort of shrugged it off on account of he is a giant fucking shark man.
The fridge was too small for his Giant Shark Body
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DCeased: Dead Planet #5 (2020)
written by Tom Taylor art by Trevor Hairsine, Gigi Baldassini, & Rain Beredo
John’s glowing eyes (requested by anonymous)
legends of tomorrow s3 (2017) → john constantine ↳ happy birthday @colatix !
Before you checked yourself in here three months ago, you were working as an “exorcist, demonologist, and master of the dark arts?”
That says “master,” does it? Well, I should really change that to “petty dabbler.” I hate to put on airs.
John Constantine in every Legends episode: Freaks and Greeks (5x12)
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HAPPY 38TH BIRTHDAY, YOU HUMAN DISASTER 🎉 - May 10, 1982
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)
John + his Z(ee)s
John Constantine in every Legends episode: Zari, Not Zari (5x09)
John Constantine in Crisis on Infinite Earths: Part 3
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What other movie could you see yourself coming back to?
Caity & Matt in the Legends of Tomorrow Season 4 Gag Reel
