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Benjamin Poindexter that.

What about Buck Cashman??

The things I would let this psychopath do....

What can I say? I'm a slut for a man with a crisp white shirt covered in someone else's blood.

EVERYBODY EYE-CANDY!! I FUCKING LOVE DAREDEVIL!!

John is running on the treadmill at the gym, like he always does.

You can see it on Yelene's face when it comes to her: "John Runner"

Ava hears her.

It sticks.

John hates it.

The next day John is making breakfast for everyone, Ava goes "Thanks, John Cooker"

"Ha ha, so funny, Ghost"

Alexei hears her, he thinks she's hilarious. So later when they are training, Alexei cheers him up, "Looking good, John Fighter!"

John is so done.

He can't believe even Bob is into this. They have corrupted Bobby.

"John Thinker! John Thinker!" Bob yells pointing at him.

All he did was to get lost in his thoughts after their meeting, he was frowing. He can't even have a minute in peace.

The next day no one come up with a name for him. They are just wrapping things up, Bucky just gave them the last details. He's ready for a shower and get in bed, he grabs his things walking off the room.

"John Walker!"

He stops, turns around to Bucky. There's a knowing grin on his face.

The room explodes with laugher.

John rolls his eyes.

Natasha: Really?

Clint: We make it an experiment. Like when they found a wife for Frankenstein.

Natasha: He didn’t find a wife. They built him a wife out of dead body parts.

Sam and Scott: Sure!

Carol: Okay, it’s called “Kate or Fanny”. I’ll tell you things I’ve overheard Yelena say, and you have to guess if she was talking to her girlfriend or her dog.

Yelena:

A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be that profound secret and mystery to every other ~ Charles Dickens

It's always some shit like "gay witches plus patti lupone and a twink"