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Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I got a check for $1697 a week after I reblogged this. The fuq.

OMG that’s fucking amazing! 😎

reblogging this so when I get my tax returns I can praise tumblr

Well I hope y’all get more than $1500 during tax season tbh because that’s barely nothing.

“that’s barely nothing” my return was not quite 1000 and i was stoked bc it was more than last year

I said what I said. Just take these good vibes and go.

MOOD

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny. 

this is so fucking funny also ive been singing ‘aint nothin cuter than a bad country baby eatin peaches off a hardwood floor’ since last night

I’m Dana Jean Harley

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I got a check for $1697 a week after I reblogged this. The fuq.

OMG that’s fucking amazing! 😎

reblogging this so when I get my tax returns I can praise tumblr

Well I hope y’all get more than $1500 during tax season tbh because that’s barely nothing.

“that’s barely nothing” my return was not quite 1000 and i was stoked bc it was more than last year

I said what I said. Just take these good vibes and go.

when you ship JJ with everyone except her husband...