smooth seas dont make good sailors

i love people who get excited about stars

hi that’s me

You should be ashamed of yourself for dating someone white. I'm not say you had to date someone black, but you couldn't at least date another POC? An Asian? A Latino? Now, if you have kids, they'll be infected with the demonic, honkey DNA. You need to preserve and honor your bloodline. Stay woke, Black Queen.

Isn’t this the same kind of thing that the alt right preaches.

the far left and the far right are the exact same people.

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

If all of these tricks work so well how come her grade is always iffy and has to use the the final trick every semester?

SYMPTOMS AND DISORDERS ARE NOT GENDERS.

And then they wonder why cis people don’t always take trans people seriously.

is stupid a gender?

hey look what song it is.

Anyone else cringe when Jesus said "right off the bat"?

foreshadowing!

If I recall, those statistics she’s saying are actually wrong.

I believe they are, but that doesn't matter. this is dumblr. feels not facts.

Wow! Okay so now the shootings have come to Kansas? Seriously we need fucking better gun control.

That was shut down quick

Destroyed.

Would I rather sexually dominate Aubrey Plaza, or have Aubrey Plaza dominate me?

I think she dominates you, and I don't think you have a choice.

“For a brief time in the 70’s, our town was taken over by a cult.”