The Green Weenie

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

As someone from the Deep South I find you all so embarrassing when you act like being in close proximity to someone with bad political views will make you magically “catch” them. I’m surrounded by the most hardcore Trump supporters every day and I continue to not believe the bullshit that they believe, despite the fact that we live in a society and sometimes I am even *gasp* forced to interact with them but unable to publicly destroy them to thunderous applause.

You say you’re from the Deep South but you said you all. Something isn’t quite right here!

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

that's skyrim

its him. Bethany Esda

looks like a douche who makes promises he can't keep

It just works