Tommy

if i had to be dumped by any type of guy it would be an ‘ENDING EXPLAINED’ type youtuber. the closure would be insane

im sobbing in a chair while he explains the top ten most fucked up easter eggs from our relationship you might have missed

just made the worst pizza ever

*places you in a pond large enough for you to express all your natural instinctive behaviors*

I miss lurking on racist tradwife twitter accounts. Man im so far from trad and i can cook and bake better than 98% of those hoes

What is trad about posting on twitter madame. Delete your accounts and forage. Your trad husband is a best buy employee who is addicted to hentai. Go offline and hunt game illegally.

This is literally the funniest video on this entire site

when you open task maanager and the cpue is at like 89 percent and then it shoots down to a single digit its like. what the fuck are you hiding. what are you doing whuile my back is turned

can we please ignore what grimes does for at least a year and see what happens? I am tired about hearing what she is doing against my will. thanks

by the time this pandemic ends I’ll have to be slowly rehabilitated back into society like a raccoon or I’ll get scared and start biting 

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I love everything about this post.

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

You dont understand