qualis artifex pereo :3

the beautiful and luminous moon

the peeled and delicious banana

The humble parenthesis

i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

you need ANYTHING you just tell me. My boy Lucario will hook you up. *gestures to lucario*

ID: photo of a fluffy gray cat laying on the floor and staring at the camera with big eyes. /end ID.

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

a common misconception is that a revolution is built by years of painstakingly raising class consciousness among the masses while at the same time building up a party capable of taking leadership during a revolutionary crisis. nothing could be further from the truth. a revolution is built by making social media posts calling for a general strike over and over until one day it just happens

i love the "let's ___ with mama" posts. im imagining an alternate universe where it's "let's ___ with baby" instead. the mamaverse.

you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER