Oughhhhh

Love the new crepe minigame. Started imagining what my own dragons would order. You think the NPCs sass off to you? Can you imagine what the average player's lair dragons would order, especially all the murderers, criminals, scammers, and demi-gods???

Anyway, I drew three of my own dragon's crepe orders. They'd be the worst customers ever.

I'm running a colouring contest for BSJ! Come and join for a chance to win up to a 1000 gems and an assortment of goodies, together with some badges. Last time I did one of these was back in 2015, so I'm looking forward to everyone's spirals hehe ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

St. Thomas, herald of the Obelisk, and patron saint of tax assistance for the citizens of Sornieth

Oh Lightweaver in your house of glass,

Hey all! I'm starting a skin shop! Got a false emperor skin for bog F and a Mistral Jamboree reject for spiral H up for preorders!

Oh boy, I get to chaotically stumble in trying to explain PNG dragon game meme history, bear with me.

So back in 2021, Flight Rising had a site event called Dustcarve Dig which eventually led to the reveal of a new modern dragon breed, the Obelisk (modern dragon releases are bigger events than ancient dragon releases which drop every 6 months or so but we don't have time for that ‐). In the meantime, a joke started that we would instead find humans, which led to this historic post/image

One mockup of a stock model in a suit led to an icon

Anyways, the joke popped off and eventually led to the main site forums, and before the irony could turn into actual sincere desire for humans to be added to the site, the mods had to make it clear

(I think this is also where the common use of Thomas Real started)

Lore-wise and site-wise, humans will never exist in Sornieth, with the closest things we'll get are the beastclans that have human characteristics (centaurs, maren, harpies, etc).

But we still live in hope

So it's become tradition at this point to say that every anniversary or site event, they'll finally drop Thomas and make him canon

Pretty sure I mucked up some info, so other FR users feel free to correct me or mention stuff I forgot

Anyways, Thomas 💖

How much sand could a Sandsurge surge in a sandstorm surging sand?

Darude. "Sandstorm." Before the Storm. JS16 (Finland), 1999. Youtube, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erb4n8PW2qw

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