Confuzzled

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

She’s procrastinating

who

the girl reading this

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

Fuck you

the jonas brothers knew 1d was doing us dirty and came back for us. not all heroes wear capes

due to personal reasons i’ll be slippin’ into the lava and im tryna keep from goin’ under baby you turn the temperature hotter cuz i’m burnin’ up burnin’ up for you baby

Eating fruit is okay

source?

That banana is holding her hostage

What are the healthiest teas

Honesty, integrity, and loyalty

Can y'all ever just give me a normal answer