#1 Pitiful Man Enjoyer

me after making horrible posts all day: who wants me 😏

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.

One of the most heartbreaking things about Quifrey’s situation to me is that everyone he loves (Beldaruit, Olruggio…) is always telling him to calm down with his search for the Brimmcaps and to just live his life, they believe he is risking his life recklessly in trying to search for something that is long gone (his memories). They don’t know that he would absolutely love to calm down and live his life in peace if it wasn’t for the tiny fact that if he calmed the fuck down he would literally die and he’s desperately trying to find the Brimmcaps so he can maybe learn how to cure himself and live :) it would break their hearts to know that they’re literally asking him to stop researching the thing that could literally save him

does anyone ever think about destiel

just in case anyone was wondering where i stand. i've always thought chappell roan should be meaner and i think we should give hudson a gun!