#bismuthands

i’m going to beat you with this big fucking stick now. don’t get hard.

‘i think this is a fetish/kink post’. i would never deceive you. you would know if it was, which it is.

the introduction to mr. brightside is like a sleeper agent activator to white people.

‘the prophecy said’. well, prophesie this dick in your ass.

i’m not mourning two dudes that died years before i was ever alive, you are! don’t look at me.

i love all of the people that regularly engage with this blog. i could open mouth kiss you all, sloppy style, and follow you all back, but i shan’t, as i am a silly fool with a vastly different main blog and i have personas to maintain.

reveal thyself so i may jork it!

if you see me swerving on the road, i’m not drunk, i’m just watching the little television screen that’s playing bluey in the minivan beside me.