* 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙵𝙸𝙶 .

feel free to change pronouns, etc. more under the cut ‘cause it got fuck long.

❛  i’m not good at talking to people. i don’t think things through.  ❜

❛  my entire clan is dead.  ❜

❛  it’s just weird for me to monologue this long without mentioning it.  ❜

❛  but you look like you’re only ten years old! how are you a student?  ❜

❛  don’t worry about it!  ❜

❛  i hardly consider my past self to be “me.”  ❜

❛  i just know that everybody in the school loves him unconditionally, never questions him, and adores him!  ❜ 

❛  what’s up, losers?  ❜ 

❛  i’m filled with the urge to fight him right here, right now.  ❜

❛  if one more person upsets me, i can’t guarantee i won’t decide to fight them.  ❜

❛  it’s nice to meet you. i am the last surviving member of -  ❜

❛  i’m gonna go bully some kids.  ❜

❛  you love him? but he was a huge douche.  ❜ 

❛  i start thinking about injustice.  ❜ 

❛  woah! what a hunk!  ❜ 

❛  what’s up is such a pedestrian way of speaking. i am doing well, however. and yourself?  ❜

❛  if i like someone, i must be an asshole to them.  ❜

❛  i was doing a lot better before you started beefing with me.  ❜

❛  it’s chill lol  ❜

❛  my name is [name]. my entire clan is dead. it’s nice to meet you.  ❜

❛  i’m sorry to hear that, man, uh.  ❜

❛  i’d be telling you eventually, so why not get it out of the way?  ❜

❛  are handshakes supposed to go on this long?  ❜

❛  what’s the point of this, even? what’s the commentary?  ❜

❛  you are a loner. you will not be developing a crush after one day.  ❜

❛  you know! the one we all know and love! that one!  ❜

❛  that’d be the end of the world for sure.  ❜

❛  you know, if he doesn’t show up in five minutes, we’re legally allowed to leave.  ❜

❛  do you wanna hear about some different types of frogs?  ❜

❛  it’s like having all your family be dead.  ❜

❛  and then [name] and i found this super cool frog, so i touched it!  ❜

❛  seeing him smile… it makes me want to do good.  ❜

❛  i’m a staunch feminist. i think everyone should be, tbh.  ❜

❛  i used to be a dick. i never respected women.  ❜

❛  just passively agreeing feels wrong, to me.  ❜

❛  oh my god. he’s so woke…  ❜

❛  you’re incredibly noble, [name], and have a strong moral character.  ❜

❛  may i accompany you to the women’s march?  ❜

❛  it’s strange, being so close to his hunky body.  ❜

❛  nothing is more attractive than being polite.  ❜

❛  god, he’s just so handsome.  ❜

❛  so, are you going to ask [name] to the big dance?  ❜

❛  i’ve taken hershey’s chocolate tasting experience. i know what i’m talking about.  ❜

❛  actually, i asked him out over minecraft.  ❜

❛  what a refreshing shower! i haven’t taken one of of those in years!  ❜