me too bitch vroom vroom

I was offered a role in Goncharov, but I am too busy on Tumblr to do it.

My uncle is autistic so he has sensory sensitivities, and he's largely nonverbal so he can't tell you what those sensitivities Are, so what he does is, if you give him a shirt that is a bad texture, he goes and gets his scissors and he cuts it into tiny little pieces so no one can ever ask him to wear it ever again, and the thing is is that he is so totally right

Mens tits. You agree. Reblog.

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

Did you know? On average, Tesla owners are involved in collisions 18% more frequently than any other car. Research has shown this is because when I see that stupid fucking logo i floor it.

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

sorry I've been posting like shit lately I got picked up by a large bird and have only been able to get on tumblr when we fly near a cell tower. oh great it's heading back towards the mountai

if taylor swift has 1 billion haters i am one of them if she has 100 haters im 1 percent if she has 1 hater that hater is me 0 haters impossible im hating from heaven