Compliments by Zack

There once was a girl named Salty, who has no discernible faulties. I saw her on the street and asked her to meet and did so with no difficalties.

You're the apple of my eye.

I'd share a Harambe bed with you.

It's nice to know that as a unit, we're fappable.

I don't think you're as ugly as you think you are.

Point is, you’re not a crone.

I think I'm a pretty nice wall, talking back!

Well, you may be the real racist, but that doesn't mean you're ugly.

You are 17/16ths as gorgeous as her!

Well, whatever. Your brief moments of smiling are better than your general moments of frowning.

I'm very good at hiding the fact that I'm alone.

I'd slam it when no one was looking.

I'm not fuckin' with anything... The only thing I am is fuckin' pleased to talk to you.

You cry well.

Well, I'm aroused.

That's good; I've always thought of you as cleaner than average.

You'd be surprised at what those avocados can do.