#woesoftheworld

There once was a girl named Salty, who has no discernible faulties. I saw her on the street and asked her to meet and did so with no difficalties.

I wouldn’t hire a young a person to stare at the sun. They’d find some way to screw it up! They’d probably look at the moon by mistake.

I thought you were a moleman.

You're the apple of my eye.

I'd share a Harambe bed with you.