Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

if you start talking to me at 11:59:46 pm on new year’s eve i will be completely out of things to talk about at exactly midnight! kick off 2018 with me crying!

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

“They cometh”

goddamn that SOUND magnificent

He either said all that very quickly or the slap occurred very slowly

batman explains anarchism while slapping robin 5 times

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

i was pretending it was dabs not honey  >.>

This man is gonna die on the set of always sunny

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown