Frog Notes.

i’m aiming for a slow life, a boring life. monotasking, chasing stillness, locking the fuck out

at this point in my exhausting journey i want to focus less on doing my best and more on just doing what i can, you know? i don’t have to be the best, i can just be

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

me, on the verge of crashing out: hey what if i made a spreadsheet that is completely irrelevant to anything urgent i need to be doing

at the risk of being cringe with everything going on — this week, the last six months, the past five years — i keep thinking about that one quote from the great gatsby

“they were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

it’s just every day now, huh.

When the post-date hits you like a truck

what if birds could smoke cigarettes…? Ha! an awesome image but we’d have to get them off of them. it just really wouldn’t be good for them

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

I’ve been here the whole time.

It's funny having a very high tolerance for pain but a very low tolerance for other forms of discomfort. Like yea tattoos piercings cramps shots cuts bruises whatever thats nothing. But I better not get nauseous or hear a loud sound. Or I'll die