scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

This video transcends language

“When you tell a joke and your mom turns it into a lecture” Person: Mom, what do you call a rest for cows (vaca)? Mom: What? Person: A vaca-tion! Mom: Cow? When I told you to take the beef out of the freezer you DIDN’T DO IT… You never help me, you never listen to me, you’re always using your iPhone, your computer, you’re lazy, you never want to do anything…!

This video transcends language

“When you tell a joke and your mom turns it into a lecture” Person: Mom, what do you call a rest for cows (vaca)? Mom: What? Person: A vaca-tion! Mom: Cow? When I told you to take the beef out of the freezer you DIDN’T DO IT… You never help me, you never listen to me, you’re always using your iPhone, your computer, you’re lazy, you never want to do anything…!

his love should be proportionate to his cock then

How can some straight women do 95% of the housework and childcare with little to no help from their husbands and still wonder how two women could raise a child together?

that’s my OPINION!!!!