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It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

FINAL CONSENSUS:

Everyone in the Ginyu Force has given Birth, Except for Jeice, who has called out on false maternity leave.

I saw this meme floating around, and have been wanting to do it, so I finally did it. Sorry that I didn’t update a chapter today, I’ll try to tomorrow.

inspired by @scarletsp1der